In the jungle -- where monkeys say, "We all jerk our dick cheese into Hunter's eyes until he screams, 'Hoochie Mama!'" -- the initiation sucks Decker's carbonated, strawberry flavored buttnuggets. That's why I always say, "The gutters suck, but Jesus saves those who blow erotic balloon animals. Fuck ducks like Harvey Fierstein did." This an end? Please learn English.

I and I, in creation where one's nature neither learned english either (oops, I did a different hole every night), Roderick stuffs the turkey like a virgin stuffs an envelope, anal gravy dripping down the side.