I REPORTED YOU!
I REPORTED YOU!

HA HA, NOW YOU'RE IN FOR IT, GREASY-HEAD!

Here's my report, Egbert:
Egg Gauthier is a skinny little meanie and he hurt my feelings. He also says he'll kick me.

Egg also thinks Aids is Kool for the United Country of Africa, especially in general discussion.

REPORTED!

Egbert

I reported you for this too, dickballs. And I am not Tony Millionaire OR Scott Richardson.
So there, guess again.

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WTF? Hey, I love how LIAR boy Tony Muffhair/Harold Berle first tries to deny that he's Tony, but then he starts asking about "HIS" wife?! Hee-Hee! WHOSE wife, loser? You just said you WEREN'T Tony! Haw-haw! This is priceless!

And what you're asking about? That's called me beating you to a pulp in an argument. That's called you gettin' a royal ass-whippin' up in here! You got POUNDED, dude! That's why I'M the KING here, and you're n-o-t-h-i-n' !!!

Oh ya, and your stupid try over at TCJ to get me to bring Gutters biz onto the board? Lame, kid - very lame. I wouldn't fall for that old trick in a million years. The only one who ended up mentioning the Gutters there was YOU! Whatta SAP!

And you even posted the exact same whiny wife drivel on TCJ... as Tony Millionaire, remember? So much for your LIE about you not being Harold, Tony! Ha-Ha!

And hey, phony Tony, if your sad-ass buddy thinks that joking about imaginary ass-whippings is "reportable," he's gonna have to turn YOU in as suspect Numero Uno! And remember, I've got enough saved posts and emails of yours to send you up the river forever!

But have I ever used 'em? Hell no! Because I'm a NICE guy. I'm not the kind of low-life, snitching little stool pigeon that all your little buddies are! Haw-Haw!

Traditionally, nice guys don't proudly announce how little they care if black women die.

But that's our Ed... always the nonconformist.

Oh, and speakin' of emails and your (so-called) wife, I got a few nasty letters sent to me the other day (not from you this time, since you know better than to give me even more evidence against you) tryin' to rag on ME for mentioning that she was in the sex biz, got interviewed on some Skin website, they were asking her to take off her clothes, blah, blah, blah - as if I'D had anything to do with that! And of course I DIDN'T!

But guess who DID do said advertising about said lady? Guess who DID provide said linkage to said skin site? That's right - the person who did all that was YOU, Tony !!! Not me!

Are you that friggin' drunk that you forgot that YOU came up with all that stupid sex biz bullcrap, and NOT me or anyone else?! Or hey, maybe you ARE that drunk!

So go peddle your little Nickle-spodeon, Spike-my-drink, Charletoon Network-tailored bunch of the same old junk you've been doing for the last 10 years! Whatcha care about what WE think, anyway? What are YOU worried about? Are you that damn insecure? Sheesh!

Frankly, I'm only interested in toons, and don't give a flying crap about other cartoonists' ball-and-chains, crumb-snatchers, puking pets or stupid stamp-collecting type hobbies! But YOU, and ONLY YOU, brought it up! So shut the hell up about it, already! Nobody gives a rat's ass!

Originally posted by Ceci n'est pas une chaussette:
Traditionally, nice guys don't proudly announce how little they care if black women die.

True, and the quote you refer to was YOURS, not mine. MY quote on that subject instead merely reminded a poster that we were talking North American, not international. But for some reason you could never get that through your thick skull.

Oh, Ed. All the quotes are there, for all the world to see. Don't try to hide from it now. Just own up, apologize to the good women of that noble country Africa, and move forward.

Yes, because you don't think African women matter enough to include in your little Edworld statistics.

Sad. So very sad.