Jesus, Mary and Joseph, what a maroon.
Fucking hall monitor.
Give Ally credit though, it only took her a year to figure it out.
Oh wait, Ed probably knew all along anyway, didn't you, Ed? You knew that was Tony, you were just playing with his head, right?
"how do you know I'm not spending the night sandwiched between two big-dicked studs AND LIKING it? Just go back to doing the dishes, bitch." - Alex Buchet, Parisian translator/teacher, refuting accusations of heterosexuality and misogyny.