MAIL CALL!

Time to answer more email stuff, sent in this week. Now let's go to the excerpts:


"...you're so dumb not to get that cece is danny hellman..."

"...how could you not realize that CC is tony millionaire..."

"...it's just a shared sock of artists, which any dummy can see..."


Okay, okay - I get where you're going with this, already! But you're way off - our old buddy Cici swears he's NOT an artist, remember? So if it turns out instead that he is, then he also lied about that! I'm just givin' him enough rope, folks!

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Oh, ya - on a side note, stop sending me all that religious junk, people! You saw that toon I did where I said religion had become just a lame excuse for war, and you went friggin' nuts! You're sure as HELL not gonna convert me THIS way !!!
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Wow. I take the weekend off to... well, you know... have a life. And Dogfucking Challenge Pussy goes hog. fucking. wild. Could this be the start of a breakthrough? Or just your standard-issue meltdown?

Oh, Dogfucking Challenge Pussy. I said nothing of the kind. If you didn't have such a desperate need to keep any kind of reality from piercing your sad veil of delusions, you'd know that.

Silly, silly Dogfucking Challenge Pussy. As I've said before, and will no doubt have to say again, I'm well aware that your squatting is not illegal; just pathetic.

You should probably know that already too. See above, re: sad veil of delusions.

So this whole time, you've been fucking dogs, pussying out of challenges, squatting on domain names, and putting unfunny dialogue on the same three shittily-drawn webcomic templates just to mess with me?

Wow. I'm flattered, but honestly... it's not worth turning your life into such a sad caricature just for my sake. In fact, it'd probably be best for everyone if the dogfucking would stop.

I guess you realized that if you register a separate hotmail account, you can send yourself e-mails and feel as though somebody likes you. But remember, Dogfucking Challenge Pussy... it's not a substitute for actual human contact.

Either way, it's sad to see that you're still obsessing about something as unimportant as my identity. But if it's taking up that much of your time, you know how to find out... just stop being a pussy.

Originally posted by Cici:
... goes hog. fucking. wild.

Nonsense. I've posted no more than usual, and I also took the "weekend off." You must be getting cobwebs in your keyboard, bub.

I said nothing of the kind.

Backtracking on the Terminator trilogy - duly noted.

As I've said before, and will no doubt have to say again, I'm well aware that your squatting is not illegal...

You just lied again, then - since squatting IS illegal, by calling people squatters, you're saying they've done something illegal. But that's not the case here at all - merely beating someone else to the punch by registering a domain name first is NOT squatting.

...just to mess with me?

Only the part I specifically mentioned was messing with you, dummy. All the other stuff you wrongly assumed out of context.

...you realized that if you register a separate hotmail account, you can send yourself e-mails...

Now you're REALLY swinging wild - I'd hardly "send myself" emails that were rude, annoying and inaccurate, would I, dunce boy? (As to Hotmail, no, my readers hail from almost every other source but that. I usually see "Yahoo," "MSN," "AOL" and "Verizon" in their headings.)

...sad to see that you're still obsessing about something as unimportant as my identity.

Not the case at all - but it IS sad to see that you're still too CHICKENSHIT to even say who you are. That's the true definition of a pussyboy!

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I have a request.

Ed, I (honestly) really quite like the portfolio pages from your sketchbook.

Do you have any samples of your non-parody toon work we can see and maybe discuss?

Or, everyone can just all continue with the thrilling pooch talk for another ten pages.

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That is one wild Friday night there, Dogfucking Challenge Pussy.

Not at all. I said there was no "Anti-Terminator" in those movies, not that there was no villain in the second one. FACE YOUR DELUSIONS.

Nope. Just calling you pathetic. I've said it enough times by now, you'd think it'd sink in.

Then again, I've also told you many times to stop fucking dogs. And you haven't done that yet.

You fuck dogs, and think they're women. Who can even try to read rhyme or reason into your actions?

Prediction: no, he does not.

Originally posted by Cici:
That is one wild Friday night there...

Not nearly a dozen posts by me in one day? Geez, I must be slowin' up!

I said there was no "Anti-Terminator" in those movies, not that there was no villain in the second one.

Said "villain" was the anti-Terminator, who was Arnold's enemy. That's what made him the bad guy, you brainless baboon!

Nope. Just calling you pathetic. I've said it enough times by now...

No, you referred to what I do (and by extension what most all other domainers do) as ILLEGAL, by using the term "squatter," which is an illegally-acting cyber criminal, which I am not.

I've also told you many times to stop fucking dogs...

And yet another one of your many lies. (yawn) You still haven't been right yet, scumbag.

Who can even try to read rhyme or reason into your actions?

Everyone but you, dummy. Everyone but you.

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Your prediction is of course wrong, Cici. It's yet another gaff to add to your amazing record of totally off-key notes on this board.

Meanwhile, Jerry - I guess you didn't notice the samples on my main Toonpro page from my sketchbook, which includes non-parody ad art, portraits, charicatures, music poster stuff, etc. There's reams of stuff in that book. Although why you'd want to "discuss" non-parody work of mine, when what I happen to choose to put on the net is 95% parody (including even my poetry), sounds more than a bit odd.

It's like going up to an ice cream dude who has 100 different flavors and saying, "What about the vanilla?"

I'd also be more than willing to bet that with the tiny group of regular wet blankets around here, if I'd likewise been posting almost nothing but non-parody work all this time, they'd be whining, "Hey, we wanna see PARODY stuff instead! Waaahhh!!!"

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All right, I'll play along. What sort of things did he "Anti-Terminate?"

You actually admitted earlier in this thread that it was. But I don't really care either way. I call it squatting because you are squatting on the domain names. Whether you want to call that legal or illegal is irrelevant; either way, it's pathetic.

Not as pathetic as the dogfucking. But still pretty bad.

Yeah, except for correctly predicting that you had no samples to produce, I was 100% off the mark.

I don't want to see any of your stuff! Waaahhh!!!