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What are you talking about, Dogfucking Challenge Pussy? I just replied to you. Has your crazy started manifesting as hysterical blindness?

Originally posted by Ceci n'est pas une chaussette:
...I don't have any...

Don't have any WHAT, shity for brains? Cartoons or links?

Are you even a cartoonist at all? If not, then what in the hell have you been talking about for the past few weeks? What the hell were you ragging anyone else about, if YOU couldn't even draw a straight line?

Let's see your toons, punk! I'm calling you out, right NOW! Put up or shut the hell up !!!

Originally posted by Ceci n'est pas une chaussette:
I just replied to you. Has your crazy started manifesting as hysterical blindness?

You didn't reply if you had any toons, punk! Just because one doesn't post them online, doesn't mean he doesn't have any. I'm asking you man to man if you draw or not. Is that simple enough for you, stupid?!

Because if you've just been bullshitting us all along, and you can't even draw, then get the hell out of here, and quit wasting time with all your ridiculous quibbles and outright lies!

No. I've never said I was.

I've been talking about the fact that you're a sad, dogfucking poseur who acts out your pathetic delusions on the internet... pretending you're a talented artist, even though you've only drawn four or five shitty strips... pretending girls like you, even though you fuck dogs in wigs... and pretending that major comic companies are clamoring for your attention, even though you have no discernable skills or abilities.

Most of all, I've been talking about the fact that you pretend your life is worth living, even though you'd really be better off closing the garage up tight, hitting the car's ignition, and settling down for a nice, long sleep.

Why, what did you think I was talking about?

What part of "I don't have any" didn't you understand?

Originally posted by Ceci n'est pas une chaussette:
No. I've never said I was.


What the...?!

Why you stupid piece of crap! Where the hell do you come off, then?

You admiittedly have no friggin' clue what the heck you're talking about! It's like you've been going around telling plumbers you don't like their work, and meanwhile you don't even know what the hell a monkey wrench is !!!

...you've only drawn four or five shitty strips...

What? Again with the samples??? Do you even know what a SAMPLE is, kid? What the hell's wrong with you? Why would you (or anyone) ever assume that when someone shows you a sample that means they never did anything else?! people show samples to publishers at Comic Cons every year - so you think THEY have done no other work besides that? You've gotta be kidding! Nobody could ever be that stupid!

...you'd really be better off closing the garage up tight, hitting the car's ignition...

Oh, ya - when in doubt, it's DEATH WISH time, huh? Just like Alex did on the TCJ board today? Real smart! Only, let's see... WHO'S posting art (and will post more) on WCN, and WHO'S not even able to draw and can only bullshit about it? Think about it, dummy

And hey, I guess I might have to take back my earlier claim that you and Vap are the same guy - because even HE can't be such a total LOSER !!!

Box of rocks. Ed Gauthier. Which is which?

I... I can't tell! Amazing!

What part of "links or toons" didn't YOU understand? As I said, just because you didn't already have them online doesn't mean you don't have toons you could post later. So I gave you every chance, and you STILL blew it.

Geedis, you ducked my questions so clumsily that you ended up looking even worse than you would've by choosing your usual coward's option: silence.

You are a bad cartoonist who ties to get ahead by shitting on other cartoonists. That is a FACT.
That is the TRUTH. Deal with it.

Ceci, of course--as he proved with his lies over my translation-- is a fraudulent scumbag; everything he says is, therefore, null and void in any discussion.

Sorry, little Ceci, but you did it to yourself. So don't start whining.

If the bathroom floor's covered in shit, I know the plumber's doing a bad job.

Don't be silly. What I wish is that you would face your delusions, seek professional help, and become a useful member of society. But that seems less likely with every passing day.

The part where I'm supposed to provide links or toons that don't exist. You see, Dogfucking Challenge Pussy, when something doesn't exist, sane people admit that fact, instead of pretending otherwise.