MY LAST BUFFY PREDICTION BEFORE THIS EVENING:
Before the show proper starts, all the regular cast members will appear on a bare stage, and proceed to dance around while singing the following song, much to the confusion of the under-20 crowd:
Overture, curtain, lights,
This is it, the night o' nights,
No more rehearsing or nursing the part
We know every part by heart.
Overture, curtain, lights,
This is it, we'll hit the heights,
And oh what heights we'll hit,
On with the show, This is it!
(And a voiceover says
Starring that shoulda-been-an-Emmy winning Vampire Slayer, Buffy Summers!
(Applause applause applause)