I would like to announce, before the end of the world, in a mere six days, that I have enjoyed posting, and surfing this site very much. This part is serious, the rest is just goofin' round.

I know I'm not going to disappear in the "rapture", so I'll be left in the chaos and turmoil that follows. For all of us heathens, the world will remain pretty much as it is I guess, smelling bad, polluted, and full of assholes who can't drive. One other thing is that the 700 club will be replaced by the 666 club, and won't be so dead set on saving your soul.

Good luck to you all should things go all "road warrior".

[This message has been edited by Noeland James Collins (edited 12-26-1999).]

I always thought that it would end with the second coming of Jesus via spaceship, then blasting us all to Hell.

Well, you worship your crazy religion. I'll worship mine.

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Elan' Rodger Trinidad

see my funny little drawings at:
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Starship/3044

I think it will be pretty cool around here once all those nutty religious people are lifted up out of here. Leaves more for the rest of us, right?

...As I know it, I feel fine.

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"I'm rubber, you're glue."

I cant wait for 20th century nostalgia myself...."remember those fabulous 90's?"

Right, here's what I think. God finally comes down to lead us to Heaven. Some one walks up to him and goes, "God, I am a true believer. I have led a good life. I became a vegetarian, so that I would not eat any of your beautiful creatures."
God looks down at the vegetarian and goes

"WHY DO YOU THINK I PUT THEM HERE?"

And then He begins to incinerate all vegetarians with lightning bolts [img]http://207.69.158.95/ubb/smile.gif[/img]

But seriously, the only problem I see is all ATMs crashing. Cuz at 12:01 every idiot in the world is going to want to check out their bank accounts. Not because of Y2k or anything like that wink,wink,nudge,nudge