#412438 - 09/01/04 01:21 PM
Are you Republican?
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My fellow board posters of all persuasions here is a test for you to take to see if you are an Arnold-style Republican - If you answer yes to one or more of the following then check your voter registration cards and see if you are registered with the correct party.
my fellow Americans, how do you know if you are a Republican? 1) Well, I'll tell you how. If you believe that government should be accountable to the people, not the people to the government, then you are a Republican. (Cheers, applause.) 2) If you believe that a person should be treated as an individual, not as a member of an interest group, then you are a Republican. (Cheers, applause.) 3) If you believe that your family knows how to spend your money better than the government does, then you are a Republican. (Cheers, applause.) 4) If you believe -- if you believe that our educational system should be held accountable for the progress of our children, then you are a Republican. (Cheers, applause.) 5) If you believe -- if you believe that this country, not the United Nations, is the best hope for democracy, then you are a Republican! (Cheers, applause, chants of "USA.") 6) if you believe that we must be fierce and relentless and terminate terrorism, then you are a Republican! (Cheers, applause.) 7) Now, there's another way you can tell you're Republican: your faith in free enterprise, faith in the resourcefulness of the American people, and faith in the U.S. economy.
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#412439 - 09/01/04 03:14 PM
Re: Are you Republican?
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[img]http://www.pk.edu.pl/rozrywka/galeria/images/fantasy/cthulhu.jpg[/img]
YOU are a Republiccccccaaaanananananan
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#412440 - 09/01/04 03:57 PM
Re: Are you Republican?
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If you believe gays should be second class citizens, you are a Republican.
If you believe a guy who's daddy got him into the National Guard to avoid Vietnam and went AWOL for a large part of his duty is more heroic than a guy who VOLUNTEERED to go to Vietnam and then CHOSE one of the most dangerous duties once he was there, you are a Republican.
If you believe corporations shouldn't have to meet any environmental, labor or citizenship standards OR pay their fair share of taxes, you are a Republican.
If you believe transfering resources away from the neccesary war on terror to an unnecessary war agianst the guy who threatened W's daddy was a good idea, you are a Republican.
This is fun! Join in folks!
"If you vote Republican does that make you an accomplice to their cimes?" - Matt Groening
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#412441 - 09/01/04 04:30 PM
Re: Are you Republican?
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You might be a Republican if: You're for the Death Penalty but Anti-Abortion(Pro-life)
You might be a Republican if: You've quoted the bible in a discussion about supply side economics.
You might be a Republican if: You believe in mandatory sentencing, for drug crimes not committed by Rush Limgaugh.
You might be a Republican if: You don't want to raise taxes on the top two percent, because you think it might be you up there someday, and screw the poor!
You might be a Republican if: You cut your draft dodging Commander-in-chief slack about his military service, but don't even ask for the slightest bit of proof before believing the worst sort of obvious lies about a democrat.
You might be a Republican if: You think visits to Mexico give you foreign policy experience.
You might be a Republican if: You think the media has a liberal bias, when it's owned by handful of companies, all of whom are owned and operated by republican ceo's.
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#412442 - 09/01/04 04:37 PM
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Such angry, hateful responses. It's no wonder you guys can't protest without violence.
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#412443 - 09/01/04 04:39 PM
Re: Are you Republican?
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Would that be the Kanadian Korvac RepubliKans?
We are talking about the US so please stay on thread.
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#412444 - 09/01/04 04:44 PM
Re: Are you Republican?
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"Zoidberg will save you from the Repub-li-cans! Zoidberg! Zoidberg!"
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#412445 - 09/01/04 04:50 PM
Re: Are you Republican?
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Originally posted by Mr Socko: Such angry, hateful responses. It's no wonder you guys can't protest without violence. The hate? That comes from all the talk of the economy turning the corner while we all get outsourced, and underemployed. We can't eat the fish or breathe the air without some sort of adverse affects. Violence? Not an answer but, maybe Ken Lay would have thought twice about stealing from the rank and file, if they were allowed to kick his ass. I mean we bombed Iraq and Libya started towing the line right? Fear is a powerful motivator. Just a thought.
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#412446 - 09/01/04 05:02 PM
Re: Are you Republican?
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I have often pondered on just how liberals think and how they come about their view points, and then it hit me........
[img]http://img90.exs.cx/img90/4801/lib.jpg[/img]
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#412447 - 09/01/04 05:13 PM
Re: Are you Republican?
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