#412448 - 09/01/04 06:14 PM
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Boy, political humor just keeps getting funnier and funnier every year.
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#412449 - 09/01/04 06:27 PM
Re: Are you Republican?
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Registered: 09/25/01
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I I consider myself a conservative, and as long as Karl Rove has any connection to the Republican Party you can be guaranteed of two things:
I will not vote for their Presidential candidate
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They (and their supporters) are an evil bunch of slimy weasels with their dirty, blood stained hands constantly in the cookie jar.
Why would you want to pledge your allegience to THAT?
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#412450 - 09/01/04 06:58 PM
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Neither party has the market cornered on honesty, integrity or moral values. Both parties are continually allowed to screw the public without fear of repurcussion and until real, meaningful consequences exist to punish those who subvert thier sworn duty as public servants then the public getting screwed will carry on fast and furious by both parties. It's classic misdirection to believe there is any significant differences to republicans or democrats.
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#412451 - 09/01/04 07:06 PM
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Registered: 11/11/99
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Loc: Just south of NYC
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Yeah, but at least when a democrat fucks you, he says "I love you".
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#412452 - 09/01/04 11:01 PM
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Loc: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
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A Republican won't even give you a reach-around.
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#412453 - 09/01/04 11:42 PM
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Registered: 06/29/01
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Originally posted by X-height:
my fellow Americans, how do you know if you are a Republican?
1) Well, I'll tell you how. If you believe that government should be accountable to the people, not the people to the government, then you are a Republican. (Cheers, applause.)
2) If you believe that a person should be treated as an individual, not as a member of an interest group, then you are a Republican. (Cheers, applause.)
3) If you believe that your family knows how to spend your money better than the government does, then you are a Republican. (Cheers, applause.)
4) If you believe -- if you believe that our educational system should be held accountable for the progress of our children, then you are a Republican. (Cheers, applause.)
5) If you believe -- if you believe that this country, not the United Nations, is the best hope for democracy, then you are a Republican! (Cheers, applause, chants of "USA.")
6) if you believe that we must be fierce and relentless and terminate terrorism, then you are a Republican! (Cheers, applause.)
7) Now, there's another way you can tell you're Republican: your faith in free enterprise, faith in the resourcefulness of the American people, and faith in the U.S. economy. And lastly if you believe the Republican party actually stands for all those things, then you are gullible. 
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#412454 - 09/02/04 08:20 AM
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How would you know? Did you "read" it somewhere?
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#412455 - 09/02/04 10:11 AM
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actually stands for all those things, then you are gullible he - what would you know, another canadian claiming to be so knowing something about the American dream.
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#412456 - 09/02/04 10:18 AM
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Registered: 04/04/02
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Loc: Chicago, IL
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Originally posted by X-height:
he - what would you know, another canadian claiming to be so knowing something about the American dream. As oppose to, say, an Austrian claiming to know something about the American dream?
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#412457 - 09/02/04 10:22 AM
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Registered: 08/20/04
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Originally posted by Dan Carroll:
As oppose to, say, an Austrian claiming to know something about the American dream? Atleast he's lived here for 20 years or more. Know-it-alls from other countries, don't.
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