"FUCK EVERYTHING THAT MOVES WITH YOUR NEW GALAXY COCK!!!!"
"LONG POLES IN TIGHT HOLES!!!!!!!
"Dumas, LOSE 20 LBS. EATING DORITOS!!!"
"WAIT UNTIL YOU SEE THE LOOK IN HER EYE!!!!!"
"Dave Porta, YOU TOO CAN WEAR A ROLEX ON YOUR GROWING COCK!!!!"
"MEDICAL BREAKTHRU!!! NEW COCKZILLA PILLS!@!!!!!!"
"jack, BLAST VAGINAS TO BITS WITH NEW DONG-FAT!!!!!!"