Now, I have truly heard it all!
This morning, the news here in Memphis announced that various hotels in the area are turning out refugees from Hurrican Katrina today.
The reason? Auditions for the next season of "American Idol" are about to be held and the hotels need the space for all of the nitwits wanting to be the next Clay Aiken or Kelly Clarkson!
"Gee, we're sorry. We know you've lost everything, but we need the space for the wannabes."