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#439761 - 07/12/07 08:32 PM FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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Republican Florida State House Rep. Arrested

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Titusville police say they have arrested Florida State Rep. Robert "Bob" Allen, of Merrit Island, on second degree misdemeanor charges for soliciation for prostiution.

Allen, 48, was arrested Wednesday afternoon at Veteran's Memorial Park on East Broad St. in Titusville. The park was under surveillance by a detail of undercover police officers.

Officers say they noticed Allen acting suspicious as he went in and out of the men's restroom 3 times. Minutes later, he solicited an undercover male officer inside the restroom, offering to perform oral sex for $20. Officers realized he was a public figure after the arrest.

Allen, a Republican, represents District 32 of the State House of Representatives. The district spans parts of Brevard and Orange counties. Allen was first elected to the office in 2000
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Just to clarify, he paid to suck the other guy's (cop) cock.

Cuz like a typical Republican--free market rules is where it's at, baby! There must be some implicit value and exchange of capital. If he gave it away, not only would that be ZOMFG socialism/work of the devil!! People don't value things as much if they don't pay something for it.

[img]http://www.myfloridahouse.gov/FileStores/Web/Imaging/PhotoAlbums/HousePhotoSized1839.jpg[/img]
Judging by the look of this fattie he's gone down on everything but the Titanic.

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#439762 - 07/12/07 11:19 PM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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What can you do? Right-wing Christian Republicans seem to often be deeply haunted by the very things they condemn the loudest. If I were out paying strange men to let me suck their dicks behind a wife's back, I'd probably grope desperately for some kind of overarching cosmic forgiveness too.

At least when Clinton cheated, it was with a grown woman who didn't require payment. An adult female intern wanted to give him a little pleasure and he succumbed. This drove Right-wingers like Gingrich nuts, yet Gingrich has been through three wives (his first was a former highschool teacher of his, apparently -- weird!) But he cheated on her, divorced her, then divorced his second wife as well while she was in the hospital with cancer. And didn't he cheat on his third wife, too? I've lost track.

Meanwhile, the front-running GOP candidates for '08 seem to go through wives like popcorn. This is the family values party, right? Giuliani married a second cousin, divorced her, remarried, then cheated on his second wife with the woman who'd eventually become his third, after a brief hiatus spent living with some gay men. McCain divorced and remarried; Thompson divorced and remarried a woman half his age and just had a kid with her , despite already having five grandchildren through his first wife. Someone else mentioned Romney -- the Mormon -- is still on his first marriage, so I'll assume that's correct.

Clinton, Obama, and Edwards, by contrast, have all stuck by their first marriage.

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#439763 - 07/13/07 02:16 AM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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Don't forget Dennis Kucinich. He reproduces asexually like fungi, or certain desert lizards.

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#439764 - 07/13/07 07:30 AM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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Have you see Kucinich's wife? Oh, man.

[img]http://www.offrampbums.com/kucinich.jpg[/img]

I don't think she's his first, either.

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#439765 - 07/16/07 12:14 AM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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^^^^^^ That little rascal! I'd be smiling too if I came home to that.

Not his first you say? At least he's no self-loathing Republican fag or christian boy toucher.

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#439766 - 07/16/07 08:59 AM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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Yea, I love that pic. He's got that sorta "you'd better believe it!" twinkle in his eyes. Looks like such a happy little leprechaun.

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#439767 - 07/16/07 11:51 AM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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You would be, too, if that lady was always after ye lucky charms.

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#439768 - 07/16/07 12:22 PM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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She IS the lucky charms.
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#439769 - 07/16/07 03:32 PM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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She's got, what? About eight inches on him?

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#439770 - 07/17/07 09:47 AM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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She's pretty, but verging on disturbingly thin.

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#439771 - 07/17/07 04:34 PM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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Quote:
Originally posted by Matthewwave:
disturbingly thin
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Bony Maroni.

Oren Trask: Now get your - what was that you called it?
Tess McGill, Jack Trainer: Bony ass.
Oren Trask: Yes - your bony ass out of my sight!

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#439772 - 07/23/07 12:23 AM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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At least she doesn't look like a dude, like your pin-up "girl" Coulter.
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#439773 - 07/23/07 03:59 PM Re: FL House Rep (R) Christian, Married, But Let Me Suck Your Cock for $20?
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I can't look at that photo without seeing this:

[img]http://www.anatomyatlases.org/AnatomicVariants/SkeletalSystem/Images/MarilynCharlie.jpg[/img]
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