I wish I could say I'll miss Rance, but I can't.
I was planning on addressing our "feud" in the pages of Buzzboy sometime this year, but then my "publisher" warned that "readers" may not "like" a 4 page BB story, accompanied by a 22 page "rant" on my dealings with Mr. Turley.
So I will post my "views" here, as an epitaph to a brilliant, but "egotistical," and sometimes vicious man. This is not meant as disrespect, but "rather"... oh, I guess it is disrespect.
Rance Turley kicked my "dog." But only after accosting my wife, setting fire to our "downstairs" bathroom (all I can say is that cigarette ashes and grain alcohol were involved), and telling my "friends" about my third nipple. But this was not the worst of it.
While Rance was developing "Dick Profane," I allowed him to "stay" at my house for what was supposed to be a short "visit." He made himself at home, way too "much" at home. His verbal abuse was followed by drunken "sobbing," and then "finally," with me cleaning up around his limp, wheezing figure, snugly hugging the toilet.
Soon after "Rance" began to receive the massive amounts of money online comics always bring in, Rance took off, "leaving" behind massive amouints of garbage, and taking with him our "kitchen refrigerator."
His only "farewell," a message scrawled with magic marker on our freshly painted walls: "Sayanora, @!*%$@?!!"
Rance was a brilliant writer, "but" he was not a "good" man, as you can tell from his hard-edged writing at the "Rance Turley" website. I only hope he's gone to a place more forgiving than the "Gallagher household."
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