I went out dancing Friday night til 2am, then I got lucky.

Try it occasionally.

And yet you also are gifted enough to post on the Internet all night.

Dancing with your mom in your basement does not constitute a "date," though I guess it's open to opinion whether or not doing the nasty with her is getting "lucky."

--- And we have PAGE 4!!!! Wooooo!

Good ol' "jack," the troll!

Now scoot! The Gutters are a'calling. They want the scum to return home. Big kids are talking above and it's no place for you.

You have nothing to offer, so we'll let you sit and rot, k?

NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!

So wasn't the THOR 500 and it wasn't Marvel's first 500th issue because THOR wasn't a series for 500 issues!

Moron.

Marvel wins. Hawes is a loser.

If that was your point, Matt, you should have said that. You didn't.

When I was in junior high school there was this odd kid who rode my bus. You could pose to him this simple riddle -- If you had all the boards you could carry, could you carry one more? -- and he would go on for twenty minutes about how he could always carry at least one more. “I could balance one on my head,” or “I could stick one in my back pocket,” he would say. He’d get downright red in the face over it.

You could pose the same riddle the very next day and go through the whole baffling routine again.

Now I think I know what happened to him.

No, imbecile, YOU lost. I was entirely correct in my point. You CAN'T prove me wrong on that point.

Now stop crying, you pathetic little fanboy.

You guys are truly forking idiots.

Read my thread title, you reject.

I've been "saying" that point all along.

Do I need to break out the eye chart again, dingleberry?

P.S. Nelson's laughing at you, again.

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Matt Hawes:


And yet you also are gifted enough to post on the Internet all night.


No evidence of me posting anywhere friday night that I can see.

And "mom jokes"? Whoa that's tough. You are a sad little man. My moms been dead for fifteen years.

Clearly sex is something unattainable in your life, given the bitterness and vitriol spewing from your little receptacle tip fingers at the very mention of it. What a case you are.

Get a life, and get out once in awhile "matt", it might make a difference in your rather wretched life.

This was too easy. Ta ta for now little man.

Quote Hawes:
"Marvel's First 500th Issue....was 'Journey into Mystery'."

By your own words, you're wrong...and still a moron.

Marvel's first 500th issue will be Fantastic Four.
The first Marvel #500 was Thor.

Both are correct. they're both also marketing ploys. Marvel lied in both cases, or told the truth in both cases depending on how you look at it.

The thread title and your first post:



Once again, slowly for you…

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No, I don’t think your eyes are the problem.



I think he’s right about that, Brent. You can’t prove anything to a guy who barely understands the language and has serious problems with logic.



Heh heh.

Matt started a thread about this nonsense and he’s calling you a “fanboy.”

That’s rich!