Hi, you fine fellows. Did you miss me?
Hm?

C'mon-- didja didja didja?

Eh, fuggit.

I see Cory is still a retard, Kurt "Ryan Eno" is still a frustrated yokel, and Ceci is still a perverted zoophile.


You guys need discipline...MY didscipline!

At least I don't make fun of Retarded people.

oh look, a fake fake frenchman. what a riot

This will make the Gutters much more enjoyable. Hurray.

How's the weather in Brussels, "Alex"?

Hey, guys, Alex NEVER said he was French! He was born in the US, has also lived in England (as I seem to recall), and now France.

So do you guys go around expecting people to think you're FROM Seattle, just because you once visited there? Or that you're FROM Oregon, just because you moved there a little while back and live there now? No, of course you don't - and neither does Alex!

This is another one of those stupid false images about someone that starts floating around the internet after people LIE. A couple of yokels over the years have tried to claim Alex did not live in France, and he flattened their egos by proving he is indeed in France.

And ever since then, these losers have been trying to say that Alex is from "fake France," or "says he's a Frenchman," etc., which is just more lying on their part. So whenever YOU repeat their sour grapes reactions, it only makes you look as ignorant and as truth-twisting as they are.

Well, "Endicott" supposedly was a claim adjuster living in Brussels, Belgium, next he'll be a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman in Amsterdam.

The claims biz? I thought Alex did word-translating stuff in France/Belgium.

What's the story on that, Alex? Or was the claims thing the day job, and the book translations were once in awhile moonlighting gigs?

Alex apparently has as many jobs as Vap does!

[quote=Ed Gauthier]Hey, guys, Alex NEVER said he was French!

[/quote]

That's right... he just pretends he is.

[quote=THE Anti-Hunter]Alex apparently has lost as many jobs as Vap has! [/quote]

Fixed.

No, France resident Alex has never pretended to be French, just as he never pretended to be British when he lived in England.

But the job thing still seems quite blurry. And Danny has added other stuff about some military involvement by him, too. So, again, Alex, maybe you could clear us up in that area?

Alex claimed to be French Special Forces, Ed.

He also threatened to come to my house and beat me up because he is an internet tough-guy and takes message boards seriously.

Shit, this MP3 website still has just the one song? I already downloaded this one in 2002, and it sucked then too. Fucking iTunes.

"Ed" is "Alex"'s only "friend".

That was a really short return.

Maybe he only got a day pass out of the mental hospital.(Where they put electrodes in your brain, and you're never the same).

Maybe there was urgent French business that needed his immediate attention. Like a rogue croissant attack or something.

Hai Vap!

Figaro: "Hai Vap!"

Apparently I'm not only Jack, but also a lolcat.

Okay. I guess I'm in ur ebay store, stalking ur wife.

You sound angry.

That's libel per se.

Per se what?

HAHAHAHA! Pwned.

Really? Please give a detailed explanation in a huffy tone.

Looks like you're still obsessed with me, even though I haven't posted here for years.

Who's Vap?

[quote=Ceci n'est pas une chaussette]Looks like you're still obsessed with me, even though I haven't posted here for years. [/quote]

You should post a link to this thread at your board so that everyone there can have a much-needed laugh.

rofl