My mother's in SoCal you retard. I live in a house of my own on an an acre with a family and as of today an 8 week old bun in the oven. Where do you exist?
Oh yea, on the internets and a failed drop out of art college.

...who still manages to produce more art than you.

You've only produced one page in more than a year. So how's that again?

And you've produced... a shitty western short story four years ago?

Ohh no, my dumb-assed friend. I've produced many an artwork since then. Not my fault if you're too retarded to do the work and look.

You've produced one page right?

I've done artwork through classes, as well as artgroups, as well as webcomics, as well as anthologies.

Don't sit there and try to use Joe Kletz in the gutters as meter for the amount of work I've done, you'll only look as stupid as him.

Let me know when you manage to produce one page, junior. Until then, I'll just keep laughing at your no-talent loser ass.

Is that the conversation you have in front of the mirror every day?

Who said anything about a conversation? Reading not your strong suit?

God, this is retarded. Seriously, more tit for tat?

Do you want to go a few more rounds? If so, I'll concede the dumb argument and save you the trouble.

Al: "You're a loser J.M., you suck!"

J.M.: "You're a cock sucker Al, you even chase it into the street!"

Al: "I drew one page this year, where's yours!"

J.M.: "Uhhh. On the internets and in small press published books."

Al: "No, you loser, where's your art, that school project shit doesn't count!"

etc......

Are we done yet?