...and we all hate Allen. (That last part was a joke, we hate other people too,) ((That there was also a joke, we love Allen, we hug him all the time until he shows his bayonet and scares us sissy maries away))

I'm ok with Peters idea. A page or two chosen by impartial people or even chosen at random, the participants unaware until they are posted.

I think Peter's idea is best, take a neutral party with no ties to anyone, Hunter is a friend of Jim, I am working with Joe and like Jim, and we all hate Allen. (That last part was a joke, we hate other people too,) ((That there was also a joke, we love Allen, we hug him all the time until he shows his bayonet and scares us sissy maries away))

I know what most art directors actually do, so I could see why that might be a problem for you. Then, I know what the good ones do.

...I really have no bias when it comes to Joe and Jim and am irritated that the two are fighting each other when the real asshole is Allen.

Isn't that always the way. The kids are the ones who suffer when the parents fight.

Judges:

Erik Larsen, Pat aka Techman, and Tony Isabella.

I developing a certain respect for Allen. He has a thick skin and isn't bi-polar.