And, yet, none of that's one iota of an improvement over Howlin' Wolf or Charlie Feathers or Bo Diddley or Fats Domino or Chuck Berry or ...
Again, asserting it doesn't make it so. At some point you have to acknowledge the preeminence of vox populi, and popular culture would be a good place to start. I don't think we need music rapped about bitches and ho's, or sung by them, but it's not up to me. It's what the kids want.
however much I appreciate your warped use of marxian labor time to determine quality in rock music, they just don't correlate:
That presupposes I'm using marxian labor time to begin with, and then warping the concept for my own purposes. If I'm not using marxian time in the first place then I might actually be dealing with concepts foreign to someone who only goes by marxian labor time.
Someone who is productive will have a markedly larger influence more often than someone who isn't. That's another fact.
Dylan's songs were pretty great from the get-go. If Hendrix had lived and continually practiced up til today, he still would've never written anything as good as "Watchtower."
Ok, for all of us who don't have access to Earth-2, do you have anything to back that up with? They don't play the Dylan version much anywhere. Vox populi, remember? And you missed my point that Hendrix' arrangement was long-thought out and tinkered with before he judged it complete. ["Angel", "Purple Haze" and a number of other gems would seem to disprove your claim about his songwriting as well, but it's all subjective]
He said I was lazy, I said I was young
He said, "How many songs did you write?"
I'd written zero, I'd lied and said, "Ten."
"You won't be young forever
You should have written fifteen"
It's work, the most important thing is work
It's work, the most important thing is work
And my other point was that some rock artists -- at least, the good ones -- know when to stop trying to perfect their music. Only a fool would think Van Hagar better than Velvet Underground because the former is so much cleaner and crispier.
Only a fool dismisses anyone who thinks in a way he disapproves of as fools.
Are there no other possibilities for rock aesthetics in your mind? Pleasant memories of parking by the lake when there was not another car in sight? A sense of freedom, riding out on the highway, looking for adventure? Finding a sense of community in the funniest places, like a Deadhead sticker on a Cadillac? An impotent yell that the new boss is the same as the old? Feeling so lonely you could die? These and a thousand more examples that inspired rock fans of all ages, all the province of fools?
That's pretty fucking dismissive of anything outside your own aesthetic interests, without even a "that's just my opinion, I could be wrong" along with it. If Van Hagar encourages someone to take a walk on the wild side, I can't for the life of me see a claim that it's an invalid representation of anything rock'n'roll stands for. You don't like it, fine, have fun with that. But there's certainly no reason to dismiss every single human being on Earth who thinks differently as "fools" for no better reason that they think differently from you.
So what is marxian labor time anyway? Is that like "In Soviet Russia, time kills YOU"?
On the other hand, James Brown doesn't sound clean, but he was precise. That's not the kind of perfection I'm dismissing.
So is this an audio-quality sound snob sort of thing? Some people have elaborate stereo systems, some people find themselves unable to listen to old scratchy recordings, some like Robert Crumb are interested precisely because of that poor sound quality [among other things, not intended as a summation of Crumb's musical opinions.] That's cool, but there are other aspects of rock music which people find at least as valid.