I'll be at your mom's house.
Oh, wait. We're being nice now? necrotechno at earthlink dot com will work.
My mom smelled you coming and decided to move to a 3rd world country and become a missionary.
Ok, in all seriousness, good to have an e-mail to send this too.
Hey you're in GA and I'm in FL, what's a prominent tree near a large body of water in our region?
Cypress isn't it? For drawing purposes I ask.