It is weird how you post this thing and people from Africa and China write to you saying they would love if you sent them free things.

We all like free things. But I wouldn't be pimping my ass as often as I do if I didn't need to do so.

I get lots of emails from the British lawyers of African royalty wanting to give me tons of free money.

I understand spam, these are people who read things and think "THIS WHITE MAN MUST BE RICH!"

And I am soooooooooo not rich.

Depends who you ask. Rich is relative thing.

Rich is my cousin, in fact.

I have a good friend who is Rich, but he isn't a relative.

Would Rich like a nice poetry book for the holidays?

Rich is my most ardent supporter. He is amazing.

I've been fortunate to have some people buy all my work. They obviously are loyal, because what if I suck?