If John Byrne is the guy who declares that Thailand sucks without having visited the place, Allen is the guy who flies there for a quick visit just days ahead of your long-planned vacation so he can return and tell you in loving detail why you're going to have a bad time.

HEY LOOK! Byrne gets his real Marvel Avengers after all...

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2012/05/80savengersposterwithca.jpg

Check out the Hulk Smash Fists! LOL!

I saw an Avengers ad last night that was pretty good. Featured RDJr and Chris Evans talking about how they each wished they could play the other's character. I wish the movie had been that good.

Allen hating the movie after he saw it and Byrne hating the movie before he saw it both tell me this is a good movie.

You can tell what they were talking about, I mean, though not word for word obviously. Hang on, when you say a scene in Russian, do you mean the interrogation scene with the henchmen and Widow? That was subtitled. Did you see some copy, that cut the bottom off the image?

I saw the European print. It also did not have the second post-credits scene.

There was a second post credits scene?!

Yes, shwarma.

Ohh, I see. I just looked it up and now I'm not so disappointed.