I really enjoy bananas but apparently they don't agree with everyone.
I was once a gofer, sort of maintenance guy at a university and I had to drive an hour and do some digging and wall breaking, and then return. It was a long drive there and back and I had a work partner. We get in the vehicle and the guy says, oh, I should not have had two bananas at lunch, they make me gassy.
I'd bet a paycheck that's blisteringly funny too, GZ, but we aren't allowed linking and image function here in The Gutters. It's due to our collective past transgressions, and we are most heartily ashamed.