Farting is like a symphony in my ears. I love the sounds of all kinds of farts. I can produce many different sounds depending on what I eat and the time of day. Morning is when I shine the best.
Back in the day, I had this idea of doing a pay per view type documentary where I would go to places like a library or church with wooden pews and secretly film my farting and the genuine reactions of those around me. I even considered doing a behind the scenes part where i would show what i ate to attain my sound (raw cookie dough, chewing and swallowing sugar free gum--that always puts the rumbly in my tummy).
Of course, that all took a back seat when I came up with my idea for a complete line of underwear with fake skid marks--boxers, briefs, panties, bed sheets...a Spencer's store kind of product.
"God you are a Genius Budman." --Alexander Ness
"I know." --Budman