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#601329 - 10/29/12 02:54 AM I'm going to find a girlfriend this year
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Ages 17 3/4 to age 45 I'll go up to but considering.....

I had this one women say to me I like how this world worked out for you?
Joking? I couldn't think of a comeback if I had one cause I was working my arse off in the process.

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#601330 - 10/29/12 02:55 AM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Time Warp 1993]
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Some thought behind that comment but not much substance.
Most of the great thinkers are not the Oprah Winfrey type.

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#601347 - 10/30/12 03:08 AM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Time Warp 1993]
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Some girl said that said Fuck Me I was nice to her but she';s really really young.

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#601358 - 10/31/12 03:32 PM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Time Warp 1993]
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Have you tried OK Cupid? If you post your profile, we can give you pointers.
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#601429 - 11/09/12 02:44 AM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Ceci n'est pas une chaussette]
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Suddenly this like 19 year old is like calling me Beautiful LOL seriously.....But I think my ex-boss says I'm a jerk to her cause well she just clammed up around me.

Screw online dating I've tried that shit it's full of hopeless gold diggers.

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#601432 - 11/09/12 01:14 PM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Time Warp 1993]
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Sittin' on a lot of gold, huh?

You should give it another try. Today's online dating world is full of crazy kids like you, just looking for a little love in this wacky world of ours. Plus, then we can totally help you.
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#601437 - 11/10/12 02:35 AM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Ceci n'est pas une chaussette]
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Being I work with the public I should have no problem getting a date basically my looks have gone down the hill so unlike 12 years ago when I tired it I'm going against the grain.

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#601438 - 11/10/12 02:36 AM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Time Warp 1993]
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I'll see what happens with that 19 year old girl....I know she's promiscuous as a dog.


Edited by Time Warp 1993 (11/10/12 02:36 AM)

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#601447 - 11/13/12 11:02 AM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Time Warp 1993]
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That should be your opening line.
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#601449 - 11/14/12 05:20 AM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Ceci n'est pas une chaussette]
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Actually, Cici, that would be MY opening line...right? (wink-wink)

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#601453 - 11/14/12 09:22 AM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Ed Gauthier]
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Hey, Dogfucking Challenge Pussy! Good to see ya, man. Gotta tell ya, it's weirdly flattering to see you're making up fake sig quotes and attributing them to me. Your challenge pussitude must truly sting, even after all these years, if you have to keep trying to rewrite history.

And no, your opening line is, "Here, girl! Here, girl!" while waving a piece of bacon.

Because you fuck dogs.
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#601458 - 11/14/12 07:27 PM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Ceci n'est pas une chaussette]
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Actually, his sig line is attributed to someone with the name "Cici." As in the two-dollar pizza buffet place.
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#601459 - 11/14/12 07:46 PM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Allen Montgomery]
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True enough! My mistake, Dogfucking Challenge Pussy.
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#601488 - 11/21/12 04:42 AM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Ceci n'est pas une chaussette]
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Wrong again, Cici - that time you were talking to Monty, not me. As for dragging around old quotes for years, I was making fun of YOU doing the same thing. You still never got over my trumping you on those Africa stats so long ago? Really, is that all you've got?

The same principle applies to the outskirts of many other areas of the planet, you dimwit. Including Australia's outback and Brazil's rain forests. Trying to twist all the city numbers by shoe-horning in no-man's-land sections is patently absurd.

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#601496 - 11/21/12 09:13 AM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Ed Gauthier]
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Ah, there goes Dogfucking Challenge Pussy. Still hasn't wrapped his head around the fact that you can try lying about stuff on the internet, but... y'know. It's still there. It can still be linked to, even years later. The thread in question:

http://www.comicon.com/ubb/ubbthreads.php?ubb=showflat&Number=535899#Post535899

As you can see, the "no-man's-land" or "damn bush country" to which DCP refers is Nigeria: the most populous country in Africa, and the seventh most populous country in the world. But in fairness, he is only counting the lives he thinks matters. And since he is horribly, HORRIBLY racist, that's not many.

Why does Dogfucking Challenge Pussy lie about things that can easily be googled? The same reason he fucks dogs, I suppose. He is driven by a sad, delusional mind that has apparently not healed in all the time he's been away.
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#601499 - 11/21/12 03:46 PM Re: I'm going to find a girlfriend this year [Re: Ceci n'est pas une chaussette]
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Good thread, 8/10 would read again.

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