Okay, this came from the site petitions.whitehouse.gov. Lots of great ones on there like:
- Strip the citizenship of all those who signed petitions to secede
- Deport everyone who signed a secession petition
- If any state secedes, make them pay their share of the national debt first
- If Georgia secedes, let Atlanta secede from Georgia
- If Texas secedes, let Austin secede from Texas
- Allow the red counties of Oregon and northern California to form a 51st state
- Require religious organizations to pay taxes
- Criminalize offending Mohammed, Moses and Jesus
- Debate Joe Arpaio on TV about Immigration Reform
- Obama show your birth certificate and college transcripts
- Recount the election results
- Benghazi Benghazi Benghazi...
- End the EPA and assess environmental laws on economic impact
- Ban circumcision of babies
- Legalize marijuana
- Regulate Internet porn
- Answer all of Ron Paul's questions
- Allow soldiers to put their hands in their pockets
- Allow college graduates to trade their diplomas in for 100% tuition refund
- Make insurance cover sex-change operations
- Allow individual voluntary opt-out of Obamacare
- Ban labor boss Richard Trumka from the White House for killing Hostess Brands.
- Nationalize the Twinkie industry.
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