I guess I'll just have to learn to live with the pain.

Why do you even bother with the passive aggressive, and disingenuous statements. I'm not buying it, and you're not buying it, even as full of yourself as you are. Stuff like, I'd apologize but..., I'd tease you about x but I know how that bothers you. You're so full of shit it's hilarious. How clever is that supposed to be? Wow, you get to say what you want but act like didn't, and somehow you think people older than three buy into it? What a tool...

Dude you are so hilarious.
You give me shit for typos, and then make one and give me shit for bringing it up. Hilarious! Then you give me shit for editing a post. Only later to proudly proclaim the same.
Bat-shit-sondersted.

Same to you.

Yes, there is a bit of humor in my posts. I didn't think that you were able to catch that.
Oops, I guess I was right. You really aren't able to understand what's going on. Do you understand context? Scratch that question, I'm afraid that the answer is a little too self-evident.

I'll try to explain it to you just a little more;

When I say you've finally done something right, it means that you're finally doing something right. Odd concept, huh?

When I point out that you've made a post with no content beyond quoting me, but when I finish posting and see that a statement has appeared in a post where it didn't exist before, and then congratulate you for adding content to a post that made no sense before, it's not complaining about editing.

To further clarify (and you really do seem to need a primer most of the time), I was teasing you about being slap dash, and noting that you'd finally gotten enough gumption to reverse your stand about not bothering to check your posts.

I then shared my own editing process with you, since you seemed to be so keen on finding a typo in my post, so that you had a better chance of catching more of my typos.

It's really pretty straight forward. If you'd just stop listening to some strange voice in your head screaming about how much people seem to hate you, you'd have a better chance of understanding words that are actually written on the page instead of some garbled version that seems to exist in your head.

Is this your version of "it's not me, it's you"? It's not terribly clever, but since you're not terribly clever I suppose it would be asking too much for you to actually come up with anything original. Please do carry on the way you've been doing. It wouldn't be fair of me to ask you to do otherwise since it does seem to be a bit out of your skill set.


All in all, Slow Joe, I believe there isn't a single one of your "points" (rounded as they are) that hasn't been responded to, but you don't seem to be able to recognize when you've been responded to, so I've got a new question for you;

Have you always been this intellectually light or are you the victim of some terrible and Algernonesque brain wasting disease which causes you to slip further and further into dimness? I expect that the former is the case but I'm willing to grant you some small dispensation if it turns out to be the latter.

Slow Joe-

In case you weren't sure, that last paragraph wasn't an actual question or request for information. It was just another way of pointing out that you're coming across as a bit of a dim bulb these days (or would it be more appropriate to refer to you as a burnt out bulb?).

I thought I'd better point this out for you or else you might start angrily trying to explain that you don't have a brain wasting disease. I wouldn't want you to start thinking about whether or not you really have one, so put your little mind at ease.

Man, I'm so happy Comicon's finally working in the evening again - this threads great. Ivan now acts totally like Sondersted. He's even started putting "telling" little extra comments in parenthesis - he is stealing Paul's material!

He’s not quite the same, though. Paul does have a certain - I guess it’s “charisma”, almost – that Ivan totally lacks. At least Paul knows to take comments like Joe’s earlier flippant “are we still talking about how Paul met his wife?” as a joke. Ivan’s too earnest even for that.

Yet in the post where he mentioned he didn’t spell check, he said: “…it's my own fault.”

Please spell them out now, Ivan. Please! There’s a certain perverse pleasure in reading the bloated nonsense that you spew when you’re in rant mode.

There's something truly sad about two nerds in a pissing contest.

Only two?

Dissy-

Are you sad because you lack the equipment to play?

Squeeky-

Your analysis is as cogent and sharp as it's ever been. I see you're still trying to suck up to whoever you think is as...um...intellectually on par with you.

Don't worry, both Geedis and Slow Joe ably fit the bill.

I like that. Yes, I believe we have a fill-in nutjob so Paul can go on stroke breaks. Strange that he should be right under our noses.

Check me on this, was he always that way and I just didn't notice, or did something in his brain snap recently?

"I know you are, but what am I?"

Fantastic! And so intellectually superior, just like all the guys I went to 4th grade with.