Just once I wanna see a racist celebrity meltdown that's not a total cliche. It's all "you're a n*gger!" or "The Jews start all the wars!"

How about somebody goes on a wild tear against Norwegians, huh? Those lutefisk-eating, never-smiling death-metal jockeys have had it too good for too long.
"When one says 'Africa,' it refers to Africa in the Euro-colonized sense, not the damn bush country or whatever."
- Ed Gauthier, DCP